A Link Between Worlds

Hi there, Zelda, what can I say about it, a series with very few bad games.

Shut up, we don't count those. There have only really been 3 bad zeldas. Zelda 2 only cause it's different, Spirit Tracks, but I'll get to that another day, as well as Skyward Sword and here's why that sucks and no not just Fi. The control system. Here's an idea, let's celebrate 25 years of a series by making a game on a system that alienates it's older fans, well done. Anyway onto the main event.

Whoa Navi, what are you doing this is my gig, get lost, where was I, this is The Legend of Zelda: A Link between Worlds.

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Hello, I'm The JoelMH and yes we're doing this. This is 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand.

System Crashes in Brief

XBONE/XB360: Down for half a day

Playstation 3/4: Down for half a day

Wii U/3DS: Down for 3 days and is now active, however promised app pokemon bank still hasn't shown up. Angry at Nintendo so you don't have too.

Pssst... Next Review you won't see coming.

Hint: 30p in american money.

Christmas Special: Sonic 06

Merry Christmas children, today I tell you the tale of The JoelMH and his attempt to review Sonic 06, are we sitting comfortably?
Then I'll begin!

Pokemon Yellow

Oneechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad

Okay before I begin, understand this, I picked this up in a bargain bin, I did not actively look for this. My name is The JoelMH and this is Oneechanbara.

Women in Gaming

Back in August 6 1986, Metroid was released to the world. A game where it was believed you played a big strong male space marine, but when you finished the game, you discovered that he was a she, and back then, that was a mindfuck, so what about today, have things gotten better with the industry.... have they fuck, I'm TheJoelMH and today I look at the problems with women in gaming.

My Best and Worst Starter Pokemon!

Starter Pokemon, where would be without them, well we'd still be stuck in the first town unable to travel, I'm The JoelMH and this is the best and worst starter Pokemon throughout the main 6 generations and no I'm not counting Pokemon Yellow or the spin offs. How this works will be based on the 3 core types, so there will be best and worst fire, best and worst grass and best and worst water. So let's start with the best and by the way, this is strictly my opinion so suck it.

5 things about Pokemon that piss me off!

People think I love everything about Pokemon, well you would be wrong, I'm The JoelMH and this is the 5 things I hate about the series.

TOP 10S OF POKEMON X/Y (BEST/MEGA/WORST)

Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse

Hi I'm TheJoelMH fighting giant chickens for your sins.

Pikachu Clones for all

So first we had Pikachu and it's evolution Raichu in red and blue and gold and silver gave us Pichu it's prevolution and after that we were given a pikachu clone for every generation onwards. I'm The JoelMH and I'm taking a look at the five pikachu clones, are they any good, let's take a look.

20 More Creepy Pokedex entries

Good evening my children, Batman week is over and so to is Halloween, but you thought you were done with me, oh no my children, prepare for round 2, FWAHAHAHA!

Batman Arkham Origins

Hi, I'm TheJoelMH here, and it's the grand finale to Batman week, the review of Arkham Origins.
Created by WB Montreal rather than Rocksteady, Arkham Origins is set on christmas eve night 2 years into Batman's career.  The villainous Black Mask has hired 8 Assassins to kill Batman before the night's end and it's your job to bring down the 8 Assassins. Of course not all 8 are spectacular, since two of the assassins are side quests and one is so pathetic he can't be called a boss in any sense of the word, so that leaves 5. The hardest being Deathstroke, now is he late in the game like his difficulty would suggest? Nope, let's shove it really earlier in the game and make nothing else as hard as him later on.

20 Random Facts about Batman

1. Did you know... the first issue of detective comics to feature Batman (27) is worth an estimated 351,000.00

2. Thomas and Martha Wayne were murdered at exactly 10:47 pm which the time is used to open the secret entrance to the batcave.

3.The main inspiration for Batman was Zorro.

4. For four months Heath Ledger lived in a hotel room keeping a diary of the joker's thoughts including a list of things he would find funny such as Aids, landmines Geniuses suffering from brain damage and somberos.

5. Batman is familiar with the manga Sailor Moon. Martain Manhunter was disguised as a japanese schoolgirl named Hino Rei Aka Sailor Mars which Batman found him as it was a dead giveaway. Though more disturbing is the fact that MM clearly reads Sailor Moon.

6. In the 60's Batman series, Robin says 'Holy' 352 times.

7. Gotham City is located in New Jersey.

8. Thomas Wayne, Bruce's father convinced Jor-el via a kryption probe that earth would be a good place to send his son Kal-el aka Superman.

9. The Tumbler was the first Batmobile not to be based off an existing car.

10. Batman's IQ has been stated to be 192.

11. Arkham Asylum is the most critically acclaimed superhero game according to the Guinness World Record books.

12. Batman the animated series has spawned more spin offs than any other cartoon (ten).

13. In the original stories in the 30's Batman used guns but Bob Kane felt they didn't fit the character right so removed the guns.

14. The Dark Knight returns received terrible reviews despite it being popular with the series' fans. Unlike it's sequel.

15.  Kathy Kane AKA Batwoman was created in 1956 as a love interest for Batman to clear away the homosexual rumors. Of course these days Kathy Kane is now gay but still.

16. Batman's cape was inspired by Leonardo Di Vinci's flying machines.

17. Adam West has a batman logo on his teeth, on one of his molars put there by a cosmetic dentist.

18. Batman Fanboys hated the idea of Michael Keaton being cast as Batman before the release of the 1989 movie.

19. The music of Arkham Origins was inspired by the movie 'Die Hard'.

20. Cesar Romero refused to shave his beard when portraying the Joker in the 60's batman so it was just covered over in white facepaint.

9 Villians who should be in the next Arkham game

Now with the recent release of Arkham Origins being a prequel, it leaves the question, what is next for the series, I'm TheJoelMH discussing ten villains who would be interesting for the next possible Arkham game.

Top 5 Jokers

How could I not do batman week and not talk about the Joker or Jokers, I'm TheJoelMH with the Top 5 Jokers:

Top 20 Worst Batman Villains 10-1

Hello Again, TheJoelMH here continuing where I left off yesterday, but now I have a new gadget to help with the measuring, it's called the Piece of Shit gauge or as I call it, the Honey Boo Boo-Ometer.

It goes from the Pokemon Ranger movie, next to straight to dvd disney movies, spiderman the musical, Tim Westwood, Charlie's Angels on PS2, Batman and Robin from 1997, Jersey Shore and lastly to Honey Boo Boo. So let's begin.

Top 20 Worst Batman Villains 20-11

Welcome back to Batman Week. I'm TheJoelMH, now we've all heard of The Joker, The Riddler, Two-Face and the like, but what about those OTHER villains...

THOSE THAT REALLY SUCK.

13 Reasons Why Tim Burton's Batman sucks

Hello I'm TheJoelMH, presenting Batman week where I will do a post daily regarding Batman for 7 days, or at least that's the plan. So how do I start this week, why with 13 reasons why Tim Burton's Batman films suck. Now I'm not saying The Dark Knight trilogy is better even though it is, no I'm picking the flaws of Mr Burton's work, so let's begin:

Pokemon Red, White and Blue

Good evening, now I was recently sitting at my computer, surfing online whilst dipping puppies in acid when I found Peta's newest video game abortion. Yes Peta the company who spends more time... oh I'm sorry, not company, I mean organisation who spends more time making shitty video game parodies including Mario TWICE, cooking mama and Pokemon and once again pokemon is in the firing range with this.

Pokemon Regions in the real world

Aaah Pokemon, set in a magical world of monsters based off nothing in real life, right... wrong.
While newer games are based on other countries, the original 4 gens and the spin offs are based on regions of Japan, so let us begin.

Top 5 Ghosts in Video Games

So my children, you thought I was done this hallows eve. Fools, for if Zombies are soulless bodies, where's the souls?

Top 5 Zombies in Video Games

Good Evening my children. Halloween is upon us my children and the dead are restless. They're bodies worn and decayed, but that won't stop them when the hunger comes. FWAHAHAHA!

Lollipop Chainsaw

ORIGINALLY POSTED LAST HALLOWEEN ON TUMBLR

Happy Halloween ladies, gentlemen and drunken robots, today we look at a game with zombies. So is it Resident Evil, no, silent hill, no, alone in the dark, once again no, Britney’s dance beat, oh god no, that’s too scary. No we’re gonna look at a suda game and believe me, this is a good thing, presenting Lollipop Chainsaw.

Pokemon X

Gotta catch em all, once again. I’m The Joel MH, I remember it, because who else will. Boy has this taken me a while to get round to this, probably cause I’m so addicted to playing it, I present to you, Pokemon X.

20 Creepy Pokedex Entries

Good Evening my children, beware for I am The Joel MH, bringing you horrors from the Pokemon Universe. But I bet you’re saying, Pokemon that cute and cuddly series, not so my children. Here is 20 creepy pokedex entries, FWAHAHAHAHA!

Quantum of Casino Royale

WARNING THE FOLLOWING IS PURE OPINION AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN 100% SERIOUSLY, ALSO YOU SHOULDN’T TURN AROUND, AS I AM SO NOT STEALING YOUR CANDY, NO LOOK AWAY, PLEASE.

The name’s MH, The Joel MH, so what is the worst Bond film?

Top 10 Worst Pokemon

Hi I’m TheJoelMH, now as Pokemon X and Y is just 3 weeks away and I’ve preordered Pokemon X, I’ve decided to take a look at some Pokemon. I’ve noticed that some fans have been saying rather bad things about modern pokemon like Trubbish, a living garbage bag or Gothitelle, the goth pokemon, well, I think it’s only fair to show the worst pokemon throughout the series. 

NCIS XBOX360

Today I’m TheJoelMH as always except for last Tuesday, that was weird, anywho we’ll be looking at NCIS the Videogame, oh I’m sorry I believe I’ve got that wrong, look at the cover below:

Bayonetta and Borderlands 2

As you can read above, this is a 2 for one deal, well, to be honest one of these games I wanted to bitch about but it wasn’t enough to warrant it’s own standalone review, oh and yes I’m aware Charlie’s Angels was short, but with that game, I couldn’t even think about it in words, it was so bad, I couldn’t even swear but make swear like sounds, anywho…

Charlie's Angels PS2

You know there are a few things in this world I can’t stand, people who use my books or games devices on the can, boy bands, people who dress animals in clothes, reality shows, okay I guess there’s a lot of things I hate, but most of all do I hate one player beat em ups, so here’s Charlie’s Angels for the PS2.

Star Trek: The Video Game

Reviews Log, Stardate 2013.0507

The attempt at playing through the new Star Trek game has proved to be troublesome. The finished product has proved to be poor and quite illogical. I shall try and continue best that I can.