13 Reasons Why Tim Burton's Batman sucks

Hello I'm TheJoelMH, presenting Batman week where I will do a post daily regarding Batman for 7 days, or at least that's the plan. So how do I start this week, why with 13 reasons why Tim Burton's Batman films suck. Now I'm not saying The Dark Knight trilogy is better even though it is, no I'm picking the flaws of Mr Burton's work, so let's begin:

1. Batman kills people. Batman kills several people during Batman and Batman Returns, did Mr. Burton even look up the character, there's motherfucking guns in the batmobile. How is the police okay with putting a signal for a mass murderer, technically The Joker killed more crooks, why don't you put a goddamn Joker signal in the sky. Dude incinerates criminals with the batmobile.

2. The Penguin is living in the sewers despite in the comics being a petty crook and mob boss. The Penguin doesn't use penguins with explosives, giant rubber duck, what the hell?

3. Catwoman is made into a psychotic terrorist instead of the antihero, on/off again love interest of Batman. Catwoman is a good person, who just so happens to be a thief, not some psycho wench.

4. The Joker murders Bruce Wayne's parents instead of the actual character Joe Chill and even then he's Lex Luthor in facepaint.

5. Gordon is nothing but a fat useless cop instead of a core part of the Batman mythos.

6. Batman's suit makes him as mobile as robocop, wait a minute isn't Batman like a ninja, he can't even turn his goddamn head.

7. Batman's cowl tears off like rubber.

8. Batman reveals his identity to every woman he dates, Batman may have revealed himself to Rachel in Batman Begins, but that was it, Catwoman only finds out thanks to Bane.

9. Catwoman is revived by magical cats or at least hinted at, either way it's responsible for this awful movie.

10. Tim Burton used Adam West Batman as inspiration for a dark batman, what?

11.Batman gets beat up a lot in this movie, once again, ninja.

12. Okay I know this isn't Burton's fault, but you have Billy Dee Awesome Williams as Harvey Dent who somehow becomes Tommy Lee Jones.

13. Yes Tim, your villains are SOOO... great, but Batman shouldn't be made second fiddle to his villains.

and there we have it. Tommorrow we continue Batman week which will end on Sunday (hopefully) with a look at the newest Batman game, I'm the JoelMH, signing out.