20 Creepy Pokedex Entries

Good Evening my children, beware for I am The Joel MH, bringing you horrors from the Pokemon Universe. But I bet you’re saying, Pokemon that cute and cuddly series, not so my children. Here is 20 creepy pokedex entries, FWAHAHAHAHA!

#1 Gastly

"Its thin body is made of gas. Despite lacking substance, it can envelop an opponent of any size and cause suffocation"
Just remember don’t breathe or otherwise, you won’t ever again.

#2 Haunter

"By licking, it saps the victim’s life. It causes shaking that won’t stop until the victim’s demise"
This pokemon sucks the life out of you with it’s tounge making you die of violent convulsions, but remember Haunter uses Lick in battle and even on poor little charmander in the cartoon, so how long does the Charizard have left hmm.

#3 Gengar

"Sometimes, on a dark night, your shadow thrown by a streetlight will suddenly and startlingly overtake you. It is actually a Gengar running past you, pretending to be your shadow"
So what could the Gengar be doing in your shadow, what the other question is, what is it waiting for? Oh and by the way, there’s more than just ghosts here.

#4 Kadabra

"It happened one morning - a boy with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into Kadabra"
Okay this one’s not so scary, moving on.

#5 Drowzee

"It remembers every dream it eats. It rarely eats the dreams of adults because children’s dreams are much tastier"

#6 Hypno

"It carries a pendulum-like device. There once was an incident in which it took away a child it hypnotized"
Children beware, you think Drowzee and Hypno are friendly pokemon, beware the stealers of dreams and children, my children.

#7 Parasect

"A mushroom grown larger than the host’s body controls Parasect. It scatters poisonous spores."
Take that ‘The Last of Us’. Pokemon beat you to it. and you think I’m done, this is just Red and Blue, FWAHAHAHA!

#8 Shedinja

"Shedinja’s hard body doesn’t move – not even a twitch. In fact, its body appears to be merely a hollow shell. It is believed that this Pokémon will steal the spirit of anyone peering into its hollow body from its back"
And guess what angle you see it at when you battle. FWAHAHAHA!

#9 Cacturne

"If a traveler is going through a desert in the thick of night, Cacturne will follow in a ragtag group. The Pokémon are biding their time, waiting for the traveler to tire and become incapable of moving."
What ever you do, don’t stop and rest in the desert, or they’ll come for you my children.

#10 Banette

"Banette generates energy for laying strong curses by sticking pins into its own body. This Pokemon was originally a pitiful plushie doll that was thrown away"
So those toys you threw away when you got older, who knows you might just find them coming baaaaaccck!

#11 Duskull

"It loves the crying of children. It startles bad kids by passing through walls and making them cry"
You think this is bad my children, just see what it’s evolutions do.

#12 Dusclops

"Dusclops absorbs anything, however large the object may be. This Pokémon hypnotizes its foe by waving its hands in a macabre manner and by bringing its single eye to bear. The hypnotized foe is made to do Dusclops’s bidding."

#13 Dusknoir

"The antenna on its head captures radio waves from the world of spirits that command it to take people there."
So, one can make you do anything and the other… will drag you off into Hell, my children, but don’t worry, I hear it’s nice and warm this time of year. But if Dusknoir is not your style.

#14 Drifloon

"It is whispered that any child who mistakes Drifloom for a balloon and holds onto it could wind up missing"
It looses the horror in it’s translation but in the original japanese it describes the world of the dead rather than just missing, Pokemon sure do love children, don’t they?

#15 Darkrai

"It chases people and Pokémon from its territory by causing them to experience deep, nightmarish slumbers"
A Legendary at last my children, the pokemon of nightmares, but maybe just maybe when your nightmares are terrible, you shouldn’t blame what you’ve eaten,maybe, maybe there’s a Darkrai in town.

#16 Litwick

"While shining a light and pretending to be a guide, it leeches off the life force of any who follow it"
You think this bad, once again, look at it’s evolutions, my children.

#17 Lampert

"This ominous Pokémon is feared. Through cities it wanders, searching for the spirits of the fallen. It arrives near the moment of death and steals spirit from the body"

#18 Chandelure

"Being consumed in Chandelure’s flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind"
These evil candies devour your souls my children, remember that next time the power goes out and you need a candle.

#19 Cofagirgus

"It has been said that they swallow those who get too close and turn them into mummies. They like to eat gold nuggets."
But alas what is my horrifying is it’s prevolution my children.

#20 Yamask

"These Pokémon arose from the spirits of people interred in graves in past ages. Each retains memories of its former life. Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry"
And there you have it my children, I’ve been as always The Joel MH, and remember my children, becareful because one day you yourself may end up a Yamask. FWAHAHAHAHAHA!