20 More Creepy Pokedex entries

Good evening my children, Batman week is over and so to is Halloween, but you thought you were done with me, oh no my children, prepare for round 2, FWAHAHAHA!



1. Houndoom (Fire/Dark)

“If you are burned by the flames it shoots from its mouth, the pain will never go away.”

If you get burned by Houndoom my children you will always feel the pain of the burn, but what of your pokemon you let get hit by it's flamethrower hmm, maybe you should of withdrawn when you had the chance my children.

2. Rotom (Ghost/Electric)

"Its electric-like body can enter some kinds of machines and take control in order to make mischief."

You're sitting at home one night microwaving some food when suddenly, your microwave comes for you my children, to cook you.

3. Umbreon (Dark)

"When agitated, this POKéMON protects itself by spraying poisonous sweat from its pores."

Not really creepy my children, but just disgusting.

4. Wobbuffet (Psychic)

"It desperately tries to keep its black tail hidden. It is said to be proof the tail hides a secret".

So what is the secret of it's tail my children, maybe the tail is the monster and it's body is nothing but a facade, who knows my children?

5. Vileplume (Grass/Poison)

"Vileplume has the world’s largest petals. They are used to attract prey that are then doused with toxic spores. Once the prey are immobilized, this pokemon catches and devours them".

But Vileplume looked so friendly in the anime, just look at it's smile, the smile of someone that's just found it's next meal my children.

6. Gyarados (Water/Flying)

"Once it appears, it goes on a rampage. It remains enraged until it demolishes everything around it"

Just remember my children, don't antagonise the fishes, you never know what they might do to you.

7. Aerodactyl (Rock/Flying)

"A ferocious, prehistoric POKéMON that goes for the enemy’s throat with its serrated, sawlike fangs"

Even I think this is something we didn't need to know my children.

8. Carvanha (Water/Dark)

"They form packs to attack boats and rip out their hulls to sink them. They live in rivers in the jungle"

So you're having a nice fishing trip, being careful to avoid the Gyarados my children, when Carvanha come along and eat away your boat and finally you, have a nice time at the lake FWAHAHAHA!

9. Zorua (Dark)

"To protect themselves from danger, they hide their true identities by transforming into people and Pokémon"

Be very careful my children, you never know who could be a Zorua, though it does explain how Bruce Forsyth is still around.

10. Zoroark (Dark)

"Stories say those who tried to catch Zoroark were trapped in an illusion and punished"

You just caught a Zoroark, or did you...

11. Sableye (Dark/Ghost)

"SABLEYE lead quiet lives deep inside caverns. They are feared, however, because these POKéMON are thought to steal the spirits of people when their eyes burn with a sinister glow in the darkness"

It eats your souls my children, do I need to say more?

12. Gothorita (Psychic)

"According to many old tales, it creates friends for itself by controlling sleeping children on starry nights"

This pokemon takes away sleeping children during the night, and people think it's a simple goth.

13. Gothitelle (Psychic)

"It can see the future from the movement of the stars. When it learns its Trainer’s life span, it cries in sadness"

Imagine being able to see when your friends will die, not a pleasant thought my children is it? But my children, I know what you are thinking, is there no creepy pokemon in the Kalos region, why of course my children.

14. Skrelp (Poison/Water)

"Disguised by its shape, Skrelp pretends to be a piece of seaweed. When prey gets too close, Skrelp bathes it in poison to keep it from struggling"

15. Dragalge (Poison/Dragon)

"Tales are told of ships that wander into seas where Dragalge live, never to return"

It's just seaweed right my children, harmless seaweed, go on touch it, I dare you.

16. Malamar (Dark/Psychic)

"It lures its prey close with sypnotic motions, then wraps its tentacles around it before finishing it off with digestive fluids"

Octopuses are just naturally creepy my children.

17. Honedge (Steel/Ghost)

"Apparently this Pokémon is born when a departed spirit inhabits a sword. It attaches itself to people and drinks their life force. / If anyone dares to grab its hilt, it wraps a blue cloth around that person's arm and drains that person's life energy completely"

However draws this sword from the stone shall die horrifically, FWAHAHAHA!

18. Gourgeist (Grass/Ghost)

"Singing in eerie voices, they wander town streets on the night of the new moon. Anyone who hears their song is cursed. / It enwraps its prey in its hair like arms. It sings joyfully as it observes the suffering of its prey."

Hearing a song that gets you cursed, hey can anyone check to see if Beiber is a Gourgeist?

19. Phantump (Grass/Ghost)

"According to old tales, Phantump are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest"

20. Trevenant (Grass/Ghost)

"It can control trees at will. It will trap people who harm the forest, so they can never leave"

So the evolution of Phantump traps children in the forest who were lost there and they become more phantump, but how did they get in the forest, maybe they were taken by Gothorita my children, for after all in Kalos, they share the same forest, FWAHAHAHAHA!