Welcome back to Batman Week. I'm TheJoelMH, now we've all heard of The Joker, The Riddler, Two-Face and the like, but what about those OTHER villains...
THOSE THAT REALLY SUCK.
20. Calculator aka Noah Kuttler
Now this villain is so low, because in later years he gets better. But originally The Calculator, in his early career Calculator had used a battlesuit with a large calculator in the chest area. The computers in the suit can accurately predict the actions of any hero or even the Earth itself. A projector in the helmet is linked to the suit and can create items by solidifying the dust in the air. Thankfully this stupid costume and he's now a super hacker and rival of Oracle.
19. The Penguin aka Oswald Cobblepot
How the hell is this loser a core batman villain. He's a mob boss who fights with umbrellas, what else can I say?
18. Killer Moth AKA Cameron Van Cleer and Drury Walker
Firefly would have been here, but thanks to his boss fight in a certain game, he's safe... for now. Killer Moth uses the whole moth stick similar to firefly but as evil version of Batman with all sorts of gadgets except Bats are scary, moths, unless you're my little brother, not scary. Hell in Teen Titans, he's basically the wiping boy for his spoilt daughter Kitten.
17. Orca AKA Dr. Grace Balin
Wheelchair bound marine biologist uses gene therapy and spinal fluid from a orca whale to walk again and it turns her into a 'were-orca' which of course must mean you become a villain, it's DCU rules people. It makes no sense, why would whale dna make you walk firstly and secondly, I think the artist just wanted to draw whale tits.
16. Zodiac Master
Using his 'powers' he predicts disasters except he caused them all and it was all a scam, and that's it, next.
15. Cluemaster AKA Arthur Brown
A criminal who purposely leaves clues at his crime scenes, CSI would have a field day with this guy. He also uses gadgets. The only good thing about him is that his daughter becomes The Spoiler using his gadgets and later Batgirl.
14. Rainbow Monster
Yes, this is a thing. A monster spawned by a volcano in south america, his body has different powers for each colour. Green for example flattens objects and people into 2d shapes while red burns things. However using all of it's powers causes it to turn to dust and die. What.... the... fuck?
13. Ratcatcher AKA Otis Flannegan
An actual ratcatcher learns he can speak to rats and he of course uses this power to you guessed it... be a gotham criminal. Seriously is that the only career option, dude you could use the rats for some sort of business purpose, hell you could convince them to go someplace and then the owners call you to get rid of them, it's rotten, but it's not beaten up by Batman worthy, saves you the hospital bills.
12. Humpty Dumpty AKA Humphrey Dumpler
Okay this guy just likes to take things apart and put them back together again, see how they tick, he's harmless right. Oh yeah, he cut apart his grandmother and tried to Frankenstein her. Not really a villain just well fucking a few eggs short of an omelette.
What? It wasn't that bad.
11. Calender Man AKA Julius Gregory Day
Okay, where to begin, Calender Man is a villain who commits crimes on holidays, does he have any other special gimick, nope, just a regular dude with a holiday obsession. And has he ever really succeeded doing anything...
I mean it must suck when your biggest role is in Arkham City locked in a cell just to be talked to 12 times a year for an achievement. So, that's 20-11, tommorrow, the top 10, I'm TheJoelMH signing out.
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