Hi I’m TheJoelMH, now as Pokemon X and Y is just 3 weeks away and I’ve preordered Pokemon X, I’ve decided to take a look at some Pokemon. I’ve noticed that some fans have been saying rather bad things about modern pokemon like Trubbish, a living garbage bag or Gothitelle, the goth pokemon, well, I think it’s only fair to show the worst pokemon throughout the series.
10) Dugtrio (Gen 1) Ground type
Okay, we don’t know what Diglett and Dugtrio fully look like, but from the look of Dugtrio, it’s just three Diglett’s as a gang, that’s not an evolution.
9) Magneton (Gen 1) Electric/Steel Type
Okay Dugtrio may be three Digletts with a chance of me being wrong, but Magneton is just three Magnemites holding onto each other, at least it’s evolution Magnezone is an actual evolution. Before anyone brings up Slowbro and Slowking, at least they actually fuse together and don’t seem to be easily pulled apart.
8) Feebas (Gen 3) Water Type
What can I say, it’s an uglier Magikarp that is rare and unlike Magikarp evolves from a stone based trade, so in other words, while it’s evolution is good, it is more of a pain in the ass than Magikarp, seriously what were they thinking?
7) Male Combee (Gen 4) Bug/Flying Type
What can I say about Combee, it’s fairly useless until it evolves, which Vespiqueen is badass which makes Combee good, UNLESS you’re a male Combee who never EVER evolves.
6) Grimer/Muk (Gen 1) Poison Type
Back to my Trubbish point, Trubbish and Garbodor may be living trash bags but at least there is more design effort than Grimer and Muk, blobs of toxic waste with eyes and mouths. Trubbish and Garbodor are FAR better designed than the two toxic waste monsters.
5) Voltorb/Electrode (Gen 1) Electric Type
Come on their Pokeballs with faces, one upright and one upside down, come on, they’re the most laziest designed monsters EVER!
4) Treecko/Grovyle/Sceptile (Gen 3) Grass Type
Starter Pokemon usually learn fairly good moves and have good stats and are usually a good monster to keep around, but these three barely learn any grass moves, if you let it evolve at it’s nature levels it will learn a grand total of 2 Grass moves !2! The gen 3 grass starters are the worst starter pokemon to ever be made, unlike the fire one in that gen.
3) Unown (Gen 2) Psychic Type
The letter based ‘Legendary’ from Gen 2 according to the 3rd movie. This pokemon comes in every letter of the alphabet plus an exclamation mark and question mark.
These things take up 28 places in your boxes and learn only one move, Hidden Power, a move EVERY pokemon can learn, they are defensively weak and offensively weak, absolutely useless wastes of space.
2)Pre-Volutions
Here’s an idea, let’s take a pokemon, make it smaller and weaker and have to go a crazy ass route to get a hold of them, these are SO useful.
So before I give you number 1, let’s countdown… ah fuck it, we all know what they were, so let’s just get to it.
1) Dunsparce (Gen 2) Normal Type
Dunsparce, count the ways I hate this piece of monkey shit. It’s stats are down right terrible, and it is so annoying, it’s special ability makes secondary effects far more likely to happen, so this little fuck trolls you with flinching chance of 60% and freezing of 20% if it gets the chance to pull it off. IF it gets the chance as this little shit will usually go down in one hit and it never evolves. I’m TheJoelMH and these are my most hated pokemon. If you don’t agree with this list, tough luck cause this is solely my opinion, good night everybody.
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