Top 5 Dumb jokes of 2013

Hello and a Happy New Year. Are you all now sober from the night before, good. As this past year has gone, or in this blog's case, 3 months, I've decided to collect the five dumbest jokes of 2013. Enjoy.




5. Star Trek: The Video Game- William Shatner
So how does it play, well, let’s just say this game boldly goes where Mass Effect went before.  I knew this was gonna happen, I mean there has only ever been 2 good movie games, goldeneye 64 and X-men origins wolverine: uncaged edition. So you question why’d I buy it, well it was the advert, you know which one, the shatner and gorn advert.


I mean when has William Shatner ever steered us wrong?

SHUT UP!

4. NCIS- Mark Harmon is Cool

Returning to actually voice their characters we have David Mc Callum as Duckie and Robert Wagner as Dinozzo Sr. What everybody else was so busy, and of course we can completely forgive Mark Harmon, do you know why... let me get the picture.

Do you see a gamepad under Mark Harmon... DO YOU SEE A GAMEPAD UNDER MARK HARMON. NO! Because Mark Harmon is cool.

3. Charlie's Angels- Badger D.I.Y

I’m sorry but movie games 9.9 out of 10 are bad ideas, it’s like dipping a badger in paint, you might paint your house if you use red paint, but that’s only cause you can’t tell from the blood after the badger’s ripped your face off. 

2. Quantum of Casino Royale- Andy

Okay I'm going to back track here, but I need to address the elephant in the room, Hi Andy.

1. Top 10 Batman Villains Part 2 (10-1)- Honey Boo Boo-ometer

Yeah that one, this guy made it originally. See he would commit crimes with pennies as the theme. However when Batman was updated for the newer era of comics, this villains was deemed so bad that he was retconned and the coin now belongs to Two-Face, no matter how bad the others were, they still exist in some way in the DCU. So let's see the meter already, show me Honey Boo Boo!

 Wait a minute, where's... where's the arrow?

OH MY GOD! It's broke free of the meter, it's over 9000 shits, it's reached Gigashits, dear god, it's reached Iain Duncan Smith levels, dear god everybody run, it's not safe,I've been TheJoelMH, running away in terror. OH GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

So here's to 2014 where more dumb jokes await, more shitty games and maybe some good ones, I'm The JoelMH and oh yes special mention to the christmas special on Sonic 06, anyway, signing out.