Top 5 Dragon Pokemon

Happy Chinese New Year! If you celebrate it, I don't but Happy to those who do. Well since I can't transfer my white 2 monsters yet, because Nintendo are still fucking about, I guess it's time for another top 5. Guess Dragons will do, it's not perfectly timed and slightly racist is it?

 5. Zygarde

Holy shit it's the dark lord Cthuhlu. Okay it's not, it's the worm dragon whose part ground and the Z legendary of X/Y's trio, who'd better NOT get it's own game, because as cool as it is, it has no story element in X/Y, but rather a powerful old one looking beast who is crippled by ice, next please.

4. Zekrom

A Thunder Dragon, piece of another dragon's soul, but a thunder dragon none the less, Fucking A!

3. Goodra

A slime dragon who literally sucks in it's first two forms, but get it to Goodra and boy was it worth it, like Gyarados, you have to work for it but you won't regret it, though one downside, INTERNET STOP WITH THE FREAKY PORN SHIT! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT I HAD TO WADE THROUGH TO FIND A STANDARD PICTURE!!!

2. Dragonite

The original Dragon and most people's favourite unless you're a dragonair fan. Despite it's cute and cuddly look, Dragonite is a beast and easily one of the hardest enemies in Gen 1 and 2 to take down. Dragonite, I salute you.


1. Kyurem

It's a zombie dragon, I've said it before and I'll say it again, ZOMBIE DRAGON!  This guy's coolness factor was raised by the fact that he can fuse with Reshiram and Zekrom. Plus he's Dragon and Ice meaning he eats other dragons for breakfast.

So that's my top 5 Dragons, now if you excuse me, I need to deal with a certain fairy, I'm The JoelMH signing off!