Top 5 Steel Pokemon

No one can destroy the metal
The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow
We are the vanquished foes of the metal
We tried to win for why, we do not know!


5. Klefki

These key collectors threaten any attackers by fiercely jingling their keys at them.
It never lets go of a key that it likes, so people give it the keys to vaults and safes as a way to prevent crime.

What, yes it jingles keys, but hear me out, it's a Steel Fairy type, meaning, it's fairy type is uneffected by it's weaknesses and it's only weaknesses are Fire and Ground. Plus if it's good enough for an elite four, it's good enough for me.

4. Magnezone

This is a Magnemite

This is the shitty evolution Magneton.

This is how you actually evolve a pokemon and not just have three attached together by sexual organs.

Sometimes the magnetism emitted by Magnezone is too strong, making them attract each other so they cannot move.
It evolved from exposure to a special magnetic field. Three units generate magnetism.
Magnemite's big daddy, thank you Gen 4, yes it looks like a ufo, but that's part of it's awesome charm.

3. Jirachi

Generations have believed that any wish written on a note on its head will come true when it awakens.
It is said to have the ability to grant any wish for just one week every thousand years.

The steel/psychic legendary, okay, you might be saying, how is this thing steel, it doesn't look metal in any way and it only naturally learns one metal move, doom desire, well, it is, steel is it's primary type, so deal with it.

2. Steelix

Okay you took Onix, THE Rock pokemon to many people and you upgraded it with THE POWER OF METAL!

Tempered underground under high pressure and heat, its body is harder than any metal.
It chews its way through boulders with its sturdy jaws. Its eyes can see in the darkness underground.

But this pokemon isn't the LORD OF METAL!, No that goes to....

1. METAGROSS

With four linked brains, it's more intelligent than a supercomputer, and it uses calculations to analyze foes.

Metang combined to form it. With four brains, it has the intelligence of a supercomputer.

METAGROSS!!! This Steel/Psychic type has Metal in it's goddamn name. You do not fully comprehend the power of this pokemon. The perfect balance of steel and psychic and looks awesome! Better yet, check out it's shiny form.

Fuck Yes, I'm The Joel MH signing off!