Thursday 27 February 2014

Flappy Bird

What can I say about this game. it fucking sucks...


Do you know why I hate this game... 2 reasons. One all you do is click the mouse or screen to make the bird fly up and stop to make it fall to get between gaps.
Two... IT'S A RIP OFF OF ANOTHER GAME CALLED PIOU PIOU VS CACTUS!
THE GAME IS THE GODDAMN SAME! You think that's bad, within the space of 24 hours, do you want to know how many clones turned up on the apple ios store? Well here we go...Flying Duckie
  • Flappy Penguin - Revenge
  • Easy Flappy Penguin
  • Flappy The City Flyer - Premium
  • Flying Rainbow Cat
  • Wander Ghost
  • Tappy Nyan
  • Flappy Monsters
  • Splashy Bird Ghost
  • Floppy Spongy
  • Tappy Duck - The Journey of a Flying Bird
  • Real Bird: Tap to Fly!
  • Flying Unicorn - Fly Like a Bird!
  • Floating Felix
  • Tappy Bieber
  • Flying Duckie
  • Annoying Flappy Fly – In The Search For Disgusting Bathroom Treats
  • Capeman
  • Flyrect
  • Flying Pig - Tiny Rush Adventure
  • Scrappy Bird
  • Splashy Girl
  • Duckie: The Bird
  • Eagle Run
  • Le Kitten : The Adventure of Hoppy Cat
  • Flying bird deluxe
  • Plane Fly!
  • Block Fly
  • Crazy Dodo Pro - Save the bird from extinction
  • Flying UFO
  • Paper Bird
  • FlyFlyBirdySaga
  • My Fat Flying Dragon
  • Tap Tap Flyers
  • Flappy - UFO
  • Flappy Beard Hipster Quest
  • Flappy Love
  • Flying Bird - Up to the sky
  • Adventure of Duck Toy
  • Happy Bird Lite
  • Jumping Fred - Flapping Wings Adventure
  • Flying Hero Free
  • Fly Birsh
  • Buffalo Wings!
  • Flappy Kitty (The adventure of a kitty flying like a bird)
  • Jumping Submarine
  • Flying Wing
  • Birdie Flap
  • Flappy Bat Adventures
  • Flapping Ninja
  • Flip Flappy Troll
  • Floppy Worm - A Flappy Worm that flies like a bird!
  • Flappy Ninja Kid | Flappying in the Dark Galaxy
  • Flappy Mania
  • Zeppy Zeppelin
  • Tap Car
  • Flappy Parrot - A Tribute Game
  • Ninja Bird
  • Flappy Reef
  • Tweety High Fly
  • Flappy Pyro Bird
  • Flappy Duck - OneAppStudio
  • Flapping Dino
  • Office Bird: Splashy Quest of Love
  • Flippy Kitty
  • Jumpy JellyFish
  • Surfin Bird
  • Flappy JR
  • Super Pipe Bird
  • Flying Brick
  • Teeny Tiny Bird Free
  • Little Crow Pro
  • TapToFlap!
  • Flippy Bird 3D
  • Flying Flappy Fish HD
  • Buzzy Bug
  • FlyCraft
  • Flappy’s Pipe Dream
  • Candy Bird - Candyholic Clumsy Bird
  • Flying Mustache
  • Sad Bird - the upside down one
  • Flying Zombie Bird
  • Chubby Birdy
  • Flap brids
  • Splashy Turtle
  • Tappy Fish!
  • Fok’n‘Fly
  • Gassy Boo
  • Ugly Bird
  • Flappy Mipsters
  • Silly Fish
  • Swimmy Fish Adventure
  • A Floppy Floppy Flying Disk in The Land of 8 Bit Retro Game
  • The Pipe
  • Scatty Fly
  • Bouncy Birdie
ONE DAY PEOPLE ONE DAY! Oh and it gets worse people, this is on the Sesame Street website.
This one is strangely funny, I think it was spawned to mock this whole Flappy Bird thing, and if you're being mocked by Sesame Street, you've reached a new low. Oh and we also have this game.
I present to you Squishy Bird, instead of controlling the bird, you control the pipes which can be used to crush this little fuck. But overall Flappy Bird is a cheap clone and it's cheap clones only exist to mock you, 'creator', a term I use lightly of Flappy Bird. I'm The JoelMH and off to play some real games.
The computer's done running the data on the photo, thank you Minchy, let's see the results, oh god, it can't be.
Good God, it's Pikaflare!



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