5. Captain Jack Harkness from Torchwood/Doctor Who
After the events of the Christopher Ecclestone season of Doctor Who, Captain Jack was left with the ability to come back from the dead, forever so it seemed...
4. Jean Grey
Jean Grey the psychic powerhouse who gets possessed by the Phoenix and has died at least 20 times and came back so often it's become a joke in the marvel universe, hell her grave stone reads 'she will rise again'. Marvel now has stated they won't ever bring her back again, but I don't buy it. She's number 4, because she dies and comes back WAY too often.
3. Superman
The infamous death of Superman, where he 'died' fighting Doomsday, but he loses points for not actually being dead and in a 'Healing Coma'. Yeah it's DC bullshit, but it was still a big event that shocked the readers of DC comics at the time.
2. Buffy Summers
Buffy the Vampire Slayer has died twice, the first time fighting the master knowing full well she would die thanks to a prophecy, but that never mentioned Xander and some CPR. The second time was when her sister Dawn was meant to sacrifice herself to save the world, but Buffy took her place to save her sister. Buffy is THE vampire slayer for a reason and the rest are her understudies.
1. Optimus Prime
The leader of the Autobots and the bearer of the Matrix of Leadership. Throughout most Transformers continuities Optimus dies in battle, fighting for what's right. But the most famous is when he died fighting Megatron in Transformers the movie.
No not that one, Michael Bay can suck my left nut, that limp dick motherfucker thinks that big explosions and quakes make things cool, look what he's done to Ninja Turtles.
HOW CAN YOU BE A NINJA IF YOU QUAKE EVERYTIME YOU JUMP, NINJAS ARE FUCKING STEALTHY YOU LIMP DICK MOTHERFUCKER! Anyway not that Transformers movie, the good one.
And he dies a couple more times during the show, but this was the big one that shocked the world of kids TV. And now on the most holiest of holidays, we give praise to our lord and saviour, Optimus Prime.
Wow, and now I know...
Yeah transformers used it too... ahh fuck it...
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