Top 5 Cats in Gaming

You know with Iohel crashing here, it's made me think about cats in video games.

Though I'm going to point out, no cat featured women are going here, so no Catwoman or Felicia, that's a whole different ball game people.



Number 5
Cait Sith

A robotic cat from Final Fantasy 7 who fights riding a robot moogle, okay yeah it's mad and for some reason in Advent Children and the game sequel Dirge of Cerberus, the moogle is strangely missing, huh.

4. Evil the Cat

One of the villains from Earthworm Jim, Evil is like his namesake, well Evil. This cat rules the planet Heck, which is in no way Hell honestly and you have to kill this guy 9 times to beat him, heh get it.

3. Blaze the Cat

I said no cat featured women, I did not say no anthromorphic cats. Blaze is a princess from a parellel universe, or a hero from the future depending on which version, but since I like to pretend Sonic 06 never happened, I'm going with the prior. Blaze uses Pyrokinesis to fight her enemies and guards the Sol Emeralds which do the same goddamn job as the Chaos Emeralds, go figure.

2. Meowth and Espurr

One is a cat that makes money with an attack and the other's mind will fuck you up, I couldn't choose between the two, so they share the number 2 spot. I mean both are useful, Meowth can pay for everything just by using Payday a lot and Espurr, well he'll psychic blast your enemies, though just don't look at it's eyes, just don't.

1. Cheshire Cat

I had to do it. This creepy cat from American McGee's Alice is creepy as fuck and sounds a little like Alan Rickman, and that's what makes him cool. He pops up all over the place handing out hints in his dry tone and just look at him, this sure ain't the disney Cheshire Cat. And he's very different from the other versions of the character and the other cats on this list, but as a wise cat once said, Different denotes neither bad nor good, but it certainly means 'not the same'. I'm The Joel MH signing off.