Tuesday 31 December 2013

A Link Between Worlds

Hi there, Zelda, what can I say about it, a series with very few bad games.
Shut up, we don't count those. There have only really been 3 bad zeldas. Zelda 2 only cause it's different, Spirit Tracks, but I'll get to that another day, as well as Skyward Sword and here's why that sucks and no not just Fi. The control system. Here's an idea, let's celebrate 25 years of a series by making a game on a system that alienates it's older fans, well done. Anyway onto the main event.
Whoa Navi, what are you doing this is my gig, get lost, where was I, this is The Legend of Zelda: A Link between Worlds.

Sunday 29 December 2013

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Hello, I'm The JoelMH and yes we're doing this. This is 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand.

Saturday 28 December 2013

System Crashes in Brief



XBONE/XB360: Down for half a day
Playstation 3/4: Down for half a day
Wii U/3DS: Down for 3 days and is now active, however promised app pokemon bank still hasn't shown up. Angry at Nintendo so you don't have too.

Pssst... Next Review you won't see coming.
Hint: 30p in american money.


Sunday 22 December 2013

Christmas Special: Sonic 06

Merry Christmas children, today I tell you the tale of The JoelMH and his attempt to review Sonic 06, are we sitting comfortably?
Then I'll begin!

Friday 20 December 2013

Oneechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad

Okay before I begin, understand this, I picked this up in a bargain bin, I did not actively look for this. My name is The JoelMH and this is Oneechanbara.

Monday 9 December 2013

Women in Gaming

Back in August 6 1986, Metroid was released to the world. A game where it was believed you played a big strong male space marine, but when you finished the game, you discovered that he was a she, and back then, that was a mindfuck, so what about today, have things gotten better with the industry.... have they fuck, I'm TheJoelMH and today I look at the problems with women in gaming.

Sunday 8 December 2013

My Best and Worst Starter Pokemon!

Starter Pokemon, where would be without them, well we'd still be stuck in the first town unable to travel, I'm The JoelMH and this is the best and worst starter Pokemon throughout the main 6 generations and no I'm not counting Pokemon Yellow or the spin offs. How this works will be based on the 3 core types, so there will be best and worst fire, best and worst grass and best and worst water. So let's start with the best and by the way, this is strictly my opinion so suck it.

Tuesday 3 December 2013

5 things about Pokemon that piss me off!

People think I love everything about Pokemon, well you would be wrong, I'm The JoelMH and this is the 5 things I hate about the series.