Happy Chinese New Year! If you celebrate it, I don't but Happy to those who do. Well since I can't transfer my white 2 monsters yet, because Nintendo are still fucking about, I guess it's time for another top 5. Guess Dragons will do, it's not perfectly timed and slightly racist is it?
Friday 31 January 2014
Tuesday 28 January 2014
5 more things that piss me off about Pokemon
We've had to go to this again, trust me recent events bring a majority of these up:
Sunday 26 January 2014
R.I.P. Justin Carmical Aka Jewwario
Sad news today, I found this out just recently. Internet reviewer Justin Carmical passed away on Thursday 23rd of January. It is a sad day today. While I didn't know him personally, and I was not the biggest but a fan for him nonetheless and he was one of my inspirations to become an internet critic. He will be missed.
Rest in Peace Justin.
Saturday 25 January 2014
Top 5 Rock Pokemon
Rock on everybody, it's my top 5 Rock Pokemon! But don't expect any gen 1 pokemon here, because this type didn't interest me until gen 2... okay I'm lying there is one gen 1 pokemon, but I had you there didn't I.
Thursday 23 January 2014
Blade Kitten and Bulletwitch
Atari... Fuck You, okay odd way to start but fuck the greeting, do you want to know why I hate Atari, well first I'm going to show you a good game from them, here's Blade Kitten.
Wednesday 22 January 2014
Top 5 Bug Pokemon
Hi I'm The Joel MH, and after dealing with hacker issues, I'm back. Speaking of dealing with Bugs, here's my top 5 favourite bug pokemon:
Monday 20 January 2014
Top 5 Fairy Pokemon
Hi I'm The JoelMH and I'm about to get rid of my three remaining man cards, this is the top 5 fairy pokemon, same rules apply as before., So shall we begin:
Sunday 19 January 2014
Top 5 Normal Pokemon
Hi I'm The JoelMH, and this is my Top 5 Normal Pokemon, rules are, only one from one family tree and it can have normal as it's secondary type, also no monster is allowed to appear on two different type lists as there will be 17 more of these, so now I'll begin:
Friday 17 January 2014
Thursday 9 January 2014
Top 5 Worst Final Fantasy Villains
Final Fantasy a series once hailed as a forum for grand storytelling is filled with terrible plots and terrible villains, while not all are bad, it's time to look at the very worst. This is the Top 5 Worst Final Fantasy Villains.
Thursday 2 January 2014
Final Fantasy 10.2
Final Fantasy 10.2 carries on two years after the end of Final Fantasy 10 and Yuna’s now a popstar, seriously how the fuck did that happen? She couldn’t sing a note in Final Fantasy 10 and yet now she’s singing on stage and it’s not exactly something small and just at the start of the game, it’s a fucking plot point. Wait, wait, shouldn't I look at 10 first, okay Tidus is so annoying that the rest of the game can be awesome and it wouldn't matter. If I saw Tidus on the street, I'd be trying to suffocate him by ramming a wooden spoon down his windpipe and then urinating on his barely dead corpse. Oh spoilers he's already dead, guess I can do either in any order then. Why I bring this up, well after millions cried out for a 7 HD remake, what did square do, 10 and 10.2 and then 8. What is wrong with you Square do you just hate money. No I know what the problem is and it's quite simple, they hate to be shown up. If 7 was re-released then all the new players would see what a good Final Fantasy is and wouldn't buy the newer lazier made garbage they make now.
Wednesday 1 January 2014
Top 5 Dumb jokes of 2013
Hello and a Happy New Year. Are you all now sober from the night before, good. As this past year has gone, or in this blog's case, 3 months, I've decided to collect the five dumbest jokes of 2013. Enjoy.
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