Keep or Kill: Super Smash Bros

Hello and welcome to Keep or Kill, where we decide the fates of characters who have not yet been confirmed for upcoming games. With us today is the cast of characters not yet available in Super Smash Bros 4, so let's get started shall we? Oh please note, I'm not mentioning Solid Snake as him not being in it is more of a legal issue.



1/2 Ike and Roy

The two heroes from Fire Emblem who were shoved in their respective versions of Smash Bros to advertise their games, however both are basically clones of Marth so....

KILL BOTH!

3. Pichu

Pikachu whose own attacks hurt him..., do I need to say it.

KILL!

4/5. Ness and Lucas

Should Ness be in smash, yes, and will more likely be hidden in the game, Lucas,no, once again a goddamn clone. Ness' psychic attacks are pretty cool and useful once you've mastered them.
Ness: Keep
Lucas: KILL!!

6/7 Wolf and Falco

Both are cheap clones of Fox right down to the final smash.
KILL BOTH!!

8. Metaknight

Metaknight is awesome, I am so sick of the complaining about him, oh he's way too good, so that's a bad thing, in that case use number 9.
Keep goddamn it!

9. R.O.B

Why is a robot for the nes that didn't work properly a character, this thing sucks so much it's final smash is barely an attack.
KILL!!!!!!!!

10. Young Link

I love the zelda series, but this will not stop me saying this. HE'S A WEAKER CLONE!
KILL!!

11. Ganondorf

Once again, HE'S A CLONE! HE'S A SLOWER BUT MORE POWERFUL CLONE OF CAPTAIN FALCON!!!!
KILL THE LORD OF EVIL WITH THE MASTER SWORD!!!

12. Pokemon Trainer

Pokemon Trainer is awesome, Ivysaur, Squirtle and Charizard are brilliantly designed characters and work perfectly, these better damn return.
KEEP GODDAMN IT!

13. Mewtwo

This really pains me, Mewtwo is exactly the same as Lucario, but Mewtwo came first, but he can't have a character slot, unless, hear me out, we either bring him back with new moves or as an alternate costume for Lucario so...
Keep sorta...

14. Dr. Mario

Just why was this a character, it's Mario throwing Paracetamol at people, just why.
Kee.... nah KILL!!!

15. Ice Climbers

I never really used these characters for one simple reason, if the man dies it's a KO, but if the woman dies it's not a KO. Come on Nintendo Sexism much, fix it, then call me.
KILL!

16. Mr. Game and Watch

LAME, FUCKING LAME, but no matter what I say, he'll turn up, mark my fucking words, this a-hole'll turn up.
KILL FOR THE LOVE OF A SKY WIZARD (GOD)

17. Wario

Come on Wario is the comedy character, he'd better turn up, he's not cool, but he's good for a laugh and particularly trolling the opposition, so yeah, put in Wario.
Keep!

So the grand total is:

So that's a winner for Kill. Any suggestions for Keep and Kill, let me know. I'm The Joel MH signing off.