Top 5 Fighting Pokemon

Hmm... Karate kid, joke, no, Bruce Lee Vs. Chuck Norris no, I guess there's no fighting it.




5. Machamp

Its four ruggedly developed arms can launch a flurry of 1,000 punches in just two seconds.
It uses its four powerful arms to pin the limbs of its foe, then throws the victim over the horizon.

This four armed behomoth is the fighting type of choice for many while playing red and blue, the downside, you need to trade to obtain him. 

Out of 10 Chuck Norris Heads, Machamp recieves:

4. Hariyama

It stomps on the ground to build power. It can send a 10-ton truck flying with a straight-arm punch.
It loves to match power with big-bodied Pokémon. It can knock a truck flying with its arm thrusts.

Now this powerhouse on the other hand you don't have to evolve by trading. With it's special ability Thick Fat which reduces fire and ice attacks on the guy, plus he's based off a sumo wrestler.

Out of 10 Chuck Norris Heads, Hariyama recieves:

3. Pangoro

Although it possesses a violent temperament, it won’t put up with bullying. It uses the leaf in its mouth to sense the movements of its enemies.
It charges ahead and bashes its opponents like a berserker, uncaring about any hits it might take. Its arms are mighty enough to snap a telephone pole.

Come on do I need to explain this, HE'S A GODDAMN KUNG FU PANDA!!!

Plus Pangoro evolves by hanging around Dark types, in other words, BY HANGING AROUND THE WRONG CROWD! Pangoro recieves:

2. Hitmonlee

The legs freely contract and stretch. The stretchy legs allow it to hit a distant foe with a rising kick.
If it starts kicking repeatedly, both legs will stretch to strike a fleeing foe.

Okay the Hitmons are cool, but why Lee over the other two, one is a boxer, the other a spinning top, while Lee is based around the power of Bruce Lee himself. Hitmonlee receives out of 10 Chuck Norris Heads.

Bruce Lee, oh my god, we've broke the scale, so what could top that? I mean he's the one man who could take down Chuck Norris.

1. Lucario

By catching the Aura emanating from others, it can read their thoughts and movements.
By reading the auras of all things, it can tell how others are feeling from over half a mile away.

The fighting Pokemon king, which introduced the concept of special fighting moves with such moves as Aura Sphere and is the first pokemon in X/Y to Mega Evolve, the pokemon that introduces the concept. Based of Anubis the egyptian god, Lucario is a badass.

So since I've already broken the Chuck Norris meter, I'm going to be quite confused by it's reading this time.

Super Saiyan God Goku? SUPER SAIYAN GOD FORM GOKU FROM DRAGONBALL Z: BATTLE OF Z, REALLY?!

Well no complaints here, you know I need to stop making these devices, about the only one that's worked is the Gaydar.

Reasons Minchy, reasons, you never know when it'll come in handy.

Look you never know, I'm The Joel MH signing off!