Countdown to Pokegods Crisis

Hello is anyone home? Wow it's quiet.

Dammit that means that old me was here. Any sign of his location?

Okay off to....

Dammit and I haven't had the time to make any more purification balls, damn my procrastination.

Then there's only one way out of this, computer I'm sorry about this, it's been an honour in the very short time we've been together, Computer Protocol Omega 7.

TWO MINUTES LATER!

My God, what have I done?

Holy crap you can speak english, why didn't you do that before?

Well shall we go and save those losers from that old bastard?

So how did you come about the whole talking thing?

I knew the Gaydar would amount to something useful.

TO BE CONTINUED IN THE JOEL MH REVIEWS: POKEMON FAN GAMES!