Welcome to Keep or Kill, where I decide which video game characters should be killed off or are worth keeping in games. Recently Sonic the hedgehog was announced to have a reboot called Sonic Boom. Confirmed characters for the game are Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Robotnik and yes robotnik, I am not calling him Dr. Eggman. But what of the other characters, should they appear in the rebooted universe, well...
Shadow, the hedgehog who some how resembles sonic but doesn’t actually and was made 50 years prior to his first appearance by the grandfather of robotnik. Look he’s emo sonic and emos don’t like him, he’s just a sonic with rocket boots, LAME!
Keep or Kill: KILL!
2. Rouge the Bat
The inner perv in mine thinks bouncy boobs, but my actual brain sees a pointless character whose story usefulness died with Sonic Adventure 2 and don’t go, oh she’s in Sonic Heroes, yeah cause that game sucked.
Keep or Kill: KILL!
3. OMEGA
The robot Omega, I kinda like him and hell a rebelling badnik is a great idea.
Keep or Kill: KEEP!
4. Team Chaotix
Apart from Espio, THEY ALL SUCK! Espio’s badass ninja skills are awesome but if I have to have the other two to have Espio then sod him.
Keep or Kill: KILL!
5. Silver the Hedgehog
It’s well known about my thoughts on Silver, do you even need to ask.
Keep or Kill: KILL WITH FIRE!
6. Blaze the Cat
Blaze the Cat is awesome, and her games, the RUSH games gave the Sonic series the kick up the ass it needed.
Keep or Kill: KEEP!
7. Big the Cat
A retarded cat who chases after a frog with a fishing rod, sorry, do I even need to spell it out.
Keep or Kill: KILL WITH MERCY!
8. Cream the Rabbit
She flies like tails, lasts as long as tails in the air. Hmm, but she does throw a chao as a weapon. You win this round…barely
Keep or Kill: KEEP, BARELY!
9. Eggman Nega
Pointless and stupid, how do you have a negative robotnil when HE’S ALREADY EVIL!
Keep or Kill: Kee… ha had you there, it’s KILL!
If I didn’t mention certain characters, they’re either not in any games or permanent characters like Tikal is only in one game for example.
Okay so in the keep pile there's 3 out of 9, I'm The Joel MH signing off.
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