Thursday, 28 November 2013
Wednesday, 27 November 2013
Tuesday, 19 November 2013
Pikachu Clones for all
So first we had Pikachu and it's evolution Raichu in red and blue and gold and silver gave us Pichu it's prevolution and after that we were given a pikachu clone for every generation onwards. I'm The JoelMH and I'm taking a look at the five pikachu clones, are they any good, let's take a look.
Monday, 18 November 2013
20 More Creepy Pokedex entries
Good evening my children, Batman week is over and so to is Halloween, but you thought you were done with me, oh no my children, prepare for round 2, FWAHAHAHA!
Sunday, 17 November 2013
Batman Arkham Origins
Hi, I'm TheJoelMH here, and it's the grand finale to Batman week, the review of Arkham Origins.
Created by WB Montreal rather than Rocksteady, Arkham Origins is set on christmas eve night 2 years into Batman's career. The villainous Black Mask has hired 8 Assassins to kill Batman before the night's end and it's your job to bring down the 8 Assassins. Of course not all 8 are spectacular, since two of the assassins are side quests and one is so pathetic he can't be called a boss in any sense of the word, so that leaves 5. The hardest being Deathstroke, now is he late in the game like his difficulty would suggest? Nope, let's shove it really earlier in the game and make nothing else as hard as him later on.
Created by WB Montreal rather than Rocksteady, Arkham Origins is set on christmas eve night 2 years into Batman's career. The villainous Black Mask has hired 8 Assassins to kill Batman before the night's end and it's your job to bring down the 8 Assassins. Of course not all 8 are spectacular, since two of the assassins are side quests and one is so pathetic he can't be called a boss in any sense of the word, so that leaves 5. The hardest being Deathstroke, now is he late in the game like his difficulty would suggest? Nope, let's shove it really earlier in the game and make nothing else as hard as him later on.
Saturday, 16 November 2013
20 Random Facts about Batman
1. Did you know... the first issue of detective comics to feature Batman (27) is worth an estimated 351,000.00
2. Thomas and Martha Wayne were murdered at exactly 10:47 pm which the time is used to open the secret entrance to the batcave.
3.The main inspiration for Batman was Zorro.
4. For four months Heath Ledger lived in a hotel room keeping a diary of the joker's thoughts including a list of things he would find funny such as Aids, landmines Geniuses suffering from brain damage and somberos.
5. Batman is familiar with the manga Sailor Moon. Martain Manhunter was disguised as a japanese schoolgirl named Hino Rei Aka Sailor Mars which Batman found him as it was a dead giveaway. Though more disturbing is the fact that MM clearly reads Sailor Moon.
6. In the 60's Batman series, Robin says 'Holy' 352 times.
7. Gotham City is located in New Jersey.
8. Thomas Wayne, Bruce's father convinced Jor-el via a kryption probe that earth would be a good place to send his son Kal-el aka Superman.
9. The Tumbler was the first Batmobile not to be based off an existing car.
10. Batman's IQ has been stated to be 192.
11. Arkham Asylum is the most critically acclaimed superhero game according to the Guinness World Record books.
12. Batman the animated series has spawned more spin offs than any other cartoon (ten).
13. In the original stories in the 30's Batman used guns but Bob Kane felt they didn't fit the character right so removed the guns.
14. The Dark Knight returns received terrible reviews despite it being popular with the series' fans. Unlike it's sequel.
15. Kathy Kane AKA Batwoman was created in 1956 as a love interest for Batman to clear away the homosexual rumors. Of course these days Kathy Kane is now gay but still.
16. Batman's cape was inspired by Leonardo Di Vinci's flying machines.
17. Adam West has a batman logo on his teeth, on one of his molars put there by a cosmetic dentist.
18. Batman Fanboys hated the idea of Michael Keaton being cast as Batman before the release of the 1989 movie.
19. The music of Arkham Origins was inspired by the movie 'Die Hard'.
20. Cesar Romero refused to shave his beard when portraying the Joker in the 60's batman so it was just covered over in white facepaint.
2. Thomas and Martha Wayne were murdered at exactly 10:47 pm which the time is used to open the secret entrance to the batcave.
3.The main inspiration for Batman was Zorro.
4. For four months Heath Ledger lived in a hotel room keeping a diary of the joker's thoughts including a list of things he would find funny such as Aids, landmines Geniuses suffering from brain damage and somberos.
5. Batman is familiar with the manga Sailor Moon. Martain Manhunter was disguised as a japanese schoolgirl named Hino Rei Aka Sailor Mars which Batman found him as it was a dead giveaway. Though more disturbing is the fact that MM clearly reads Sailor Moon.
6. In the 60's Batman series, Robin says 'Holy' 352 times.
7. Gotham City is located in New Jersey.
8. Thomas Wayne, Bruce's father convinced Jor-el via a kryption probe that earth would be a good place to send his son Kal-el aka Superman.
9. The Tumbler was the first Batmobile not to be based off an existing car.
10. Batman's IQ has been stated to be 192.
11. Arkham Asylum is the most critically acclaimed superhero game according to the Guinness World Record books.
12. Batman the animated series has spawned more spin offs than any other cartoon (ten).
13. In the original stories in the 30's Batman used guns but Bob Kane felt they didn't fit the character right so removed the guns.
14. The Dark Knight returns received terrible reviews despite it being popular with the series' fans. Unlike it's sequel.
15. Kathy Kane AKA Batwoman was created in 1956 as a love interest for Batman to clear away the homosexual rumors. Of course these days Kathy Kane is now gay but still.
16. Batman's cape was inspired by Leonardo Di Vinci's flying machines.
17. Adam West has a batman logo on his teeth, on one of his molars put there by a cosmetic dentist.
18. Batman Fanboys hated the idea of Michael Keaton being cast as Batman before the release of the 1989 movie.
19. The music of Arkham Origins was inspired by the movie 'Die Hard'.
20. Cesar Romero refused to shave his beard when portraying the Joker in the 60's batman so it was just covered over in white facepaint.
Friday, 15 November 2013
9 Villians who should be in the next Arkham game
Now with the recent release of Arkham Origins being a prequel, it leaves the question, what is next for the series, I'm TheJoelMH discussing ten villains who would be interesting for the next possible Arkham game.
Thursday, 14 November 2013
Top 5 Jokers
How could I not do batman week and not talk about the Joker or Jokers, I'm TheJoelMH with the Top 5 Jokers:
Wednesday, 13 November 2013
Top 20 Worst Batman Villains 10-1
Hello Again, TheJoelMH here continuing where I left off yesterday, but now I have a new gadget to help with the measuring, it's called the Piece of Shit gauge or as I call it, the Honey Boo Boo-Ometer.
It goes from the Pokemon Ranger movie, next to straight to dvd disney movies, spiderman the musical, Tim Westwood, Charlie's Angels on PS2, Batman and Robin from 1997, Jersey Shore and lastly to Honey Boo Boo. So let's begin.
Tuesday, 12 November 2013
Top 20 Worst Batman Villains 20-11
Welcome back to Batman Week. I'm TheJoelMH, now we've all heard of The Joker, The Riddler, Two-Face and the like, but what about those OTHER villains...
THOSE THAT REALLY SUCK.
THOSE THAT REALLY SUCK.
Monday, 11 November 2013
13 Reasons Why Tim Burton's Batman sucks
Hello I'm TheJoelMH, presenting Batman week where I will do a post daily regarding Batman for 7 days, or at least that's the plan. So how do I start this week, why with 13 reasons why Tim Burton's Batman films suck. Now I'm not saying The Dark Knight trilogy is better even though it is, no I'm picking the flaws of Mr Burton's work, so let's begin:
Friday, 8 November 2013
Pokemon Red, White and Blue
Good evening, now I was recently sitting at my computer, surfing online whilst dipping puppies in acid when I found Peta's newest video game abortion. Yes Peta the company who spends more time... oh I'm sorry, not company, I mean organisation who spends more time making shitty video game parodies including Mario TWICE, cooking mama and Pokemon and once again pokemon is in the firing range with this.
Sunday, 3 November 2013
Pokemon Regions in the real world
Aaah Pokemon, set in a magical world of monsters based off nothing in real life, right... wrong.
While newer games are based on other countries, the original 4 gens and the spin offs are based on regions of Japan, so let us begin.
While newer games are based on other countries, the original 4 gens and the spin offs are based on regions of Japan, so let us begin.
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