TOP 5 Games that should be re-released on XBOX Live.

Hello Once again, I’m TheJoelMH, now we all love video games, otherwise why would you be here. But sometimes you feel like playing older games, but no longer have the consoles to play them, well, here’s the Top 5 games that I think should be re-released on Xbox live.

NO.5

SONIC SHUFFLE

Yeah I know what you’re gonna say, it’s just Mario Party with Sonic characters, really. Well yes that’s true, but you bitches aren’t moaning about Playstation all-stars being just smash bros with playstation characters so there, see that of course you can’t cause this is text, you can’t see my middle finger, so there.

NO.4

STAR WARS EPISODE 1 RACER

Yes Star Wars episode 1 SUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKEEEEDDDD! and Jar Jar Binks you’d set on fire with six gallons of kerosene but there was one good thing to come out of episode 1 and that was Podracing. There are tons of bad games based on tv shows and movies such as South Park Rally and The Golden Compass game, but this racer shines some good from that celibate abortion in a bathtub of a movie and if you’re wondering what that means, well it’s when a woman makes a claim of celibacy but secretly does it but gets pregnant by mistake so aborts herself in a bathtub. But yeah this game does prove the old saying, ‘A good movie produces a shitty game and a bad movie produces a good game’. Hey it’s true about the x-men origins game, and yes I know Goldeneye is the exception to the rule.

NO.3

SONIC GAME GEAR COLLECTION(S)

Yeah I know this is slightly different but I personally think that these old game gear games should be released together or in packs, because some of them like Sonic 1 and Chaos were pretty good but there were some stinkers like Sonic 2 and…. F@~}ING TAILS’ SKYPATROL! Sorry, sorry, I just really hate that game, but either way these should be made available on XBLA due to the pure nostalgia value. Especially for me as the first video game I ever played was Sonic 1 on the Master System which was the home console version of the Game Gear or it’s the other way around, either way they’re the same game.

NO.2

CONKER’S BAD FUR DAY!

What the hell Microsoft, where the hell is Conker, yes we know you re-released it on regular xbox but with it’s multiplayer replaced with crap and all of it’s dirty humour censored, so what it’s allowed on family friendly Nintendo 64, but not XBOX. This is one of your most requested games and yet still no Conker. This game was known for brilliant foul mouthed humour. GIVE US OUR GODDAMN CONKER!

NO.1

FINAL FANTASY 7

Dear Square Enix

You love money yes, consumers have money, Final Fantasy fans have money, Final Fantasy fans buy it on XBLA and you get money.

YOURS SINCERELY

THE GODDAMN JOELMH

Final Fantasy 7 was re-released on PC. You're remaking 10, 10.2 and 8 the games that SUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

Recently it was said that a FF7 remake would only happen if a Final Fantasy game surpasses it, well it ain’t gonna happen if 12, 13 and 14 are any sign, okay 13.2 was okay but it still kinda sucks but my point is, by the time they beat 7, I’ll be on a zimmer frame buying Final Fantasy CI. So Please, please Square Enix, open up your hearts and we’ll open up our wallets, please re-release Final Fantasy 7.

I’ve been TheJoelMh signing off.