Welcome to Vulpix News, our top story today is on the video game Pokemon Channel. As I previously stated that Cookie Clicker isn't a game, well this isn't either. It's a simulator if anything and in fact it's a sequel to another game, what was it?
Okay calm down, it can't be that bad. So the game opens up with you receiving a tv set to watch tv channels based around pokemon and more add each day for 5 days, but joining you is a wild Pikachu that basically breaks into your home and for the first day, refuses to let you leave your house. And in know way would I get trapped in my digs by a yellow rat.
So you watch these shows each day, you save, it tells you that new shows will appear at 5am and that's it, you watch tv shows with Pikachu, though I must it is rather adorable to hear him sing along to the channel theme song and throughout the game he learns to operate the tv on his own.
Now these channels vary, 5 of them are parts of the Pichu Bros Anime.
While others are things such as Smoochum aerobics, slowpoke's weather, the pokemon news network....
as well as a shopping network hosted by squirtle as well as many others.
This is where you buy new items like dolls, tvs, nice cards and Pokemon mini skins and games. Oh I'll get to them, but first here's Dedenne with the weather.
Now back to our main story. During the game you can explore different areas to speak with pokemon and answer their questions to win nice cards which are collectibles for some sort of prize and you win them from nice card packs you buy in game from shop n squirtle. So you explore your yard with pikachu watering plants or go to a field or get a bus to the beach, the mountain or Viridian Forest.
Also in the game as stated are some Pokemon Mini games, what's pokemon mini, just little handheld devices full of minigames such as this one which you start the game with, Snorlax's lunch time where you press A when food appears and don't push it when Pichu appears on the screen.
Well that's basically it, it's not really a game, you like watch some channels and speak to some pokemon for about an hour a day and wait to the next day, or hack the gamecube clock, which is really really easy. But there is one more thing, one thing that europe and australia get that the US and Japan don't, but more after Haunter with sports.
And thanks for that Haunter, anyway, if you bought the game in the US or Japan, you could connect something called E-cards to it, but I'm English, so instead, I got a free Goddamn Jirachi, yes it can only go on Sapphire or Ruby when beaten, but it's still awesome and yes it doesn't work on Emerald or Firered/leafgreen.
And guess what, I got this little guy from this game, but beyond Jirachi, this game sucks. It takes less than 5 hours to complete if you tinker with your gamecube clock, which I did and the channels wear on you pretty fast, it's nowhere near as bad as Hey You Pikachu, but it's still pretty goddamn awful, but you can be the friend of anybody who has ruby and sapphire with this game, giving out free Jirachis to all have completed their games. I've been the Joel MH and this is Vulpix News, goodnight and don't have Nightmares.
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