Top 5 Object Pokemon

In my special report on the losers known as Genwunners, I explained that the whole object pokemon argument was invalid, well I'm here to defend the object pokemon, here's my top 5 object pokemon:



5. Trubbish/Garbodor

Yeah damn right I'm going to defend the garbage bag pokemon. Okay Muk was toxic sludge, Garbodor is trash, there's not so much difference really. It's special abilities are stench which can cause opponents to flinch or Weak Armour which lowers defense when attacking while boosting speed. It learns moves such as Belch which attacks using a swallowed berry and Gunk Shot which does damage and has a 30% chance of poisoning the opponent.

4. Koffing/Weezing

Okay one is a floating balloon of gas and the other is just that but with a gross tumour. But strangely I just love the look of Koffing, and I'm not sure why to be honest. It has the special ability Levitate which makes ground moves not hit and learns moves like Belch, Sludge Bomb and Explosion.

3. Magnemite/Magneton/Magnezone

The Magnet pokemon, okay I didn't really care for the Magnemite line until it's final evolution Magnezone came about in Gen 4, I mean it looks like a ufo and can learn the deadly combination of Lock on and Zap Cannon. It's special abilities are either Magnet Pull which prevents steel type opponents from escaping or Sturdy preventing any 1 hit ko moves.

2. Honedge/Doublade/Aegislash

The sword pokemon. It's two small forms have the special ability No Guard which causes all moves used by and against this pokemon to hit even if fly or dig or other two turn leaving the arena moves. It's evolution Aegislash however has the ability Stance change which greatly increases defense during defensive moves and greatly increases attack during attack moves. Honedge is said to suck out your soul if you try to wield it and they are all swords who have become alive, but it's said who can wield Aegislash is worthy to be a king, it's Excalibur the Pokemon and is used by the steel type elite four in Kalos.

1. Beldum/Metang/Metagross

The steel/psychic robot powerhouses. Yeah they're robots and they have multiple brains that work as hard as any supercomputer with powerful psychic moves such as Psychic and Zen Headbutt and one powerful Steel Move known as Meteor Mash. It's special abilities are Clear Body which prevents stat reductions unless self caused or Light Metal which halves the pokemon's weight making weight based moves against it do far less damage. Metagross is used by Steven Stone, a champion of the Hoenn Region.

So these are the best object pokemon, Two poison and three steels, I'm The Joel MH signing off.