Another 20 Creepy Pokedex Entries

Welcome back my children, I am The Joel MH and we're going to look into the black abyss of pokedex entries my...

What you did it all the time, I mean you are me.

Fine, let's get on with it.

#1 Gorebyss

Although Gorebyss is the very picture of elegance and beauty while swimming, it is also cruel. When it spots prey, this Pokémon inserts its thin mouth into the prey's body and drains the prey of its body fluids.  (Sapphire)

Ah isn't it adorable, except when it sucks out your guts. Do you wanna play a game of sucking out your innards, have fun in the sea.

#2 Yveltal

When its life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more. (Y)

The bird of destruction, let's face it my...

Relatives... okay it was literally created from the life force of murdered people and pokemon thousands of years ago and that along is messed up but it's name means Evil Talon, it is evil incarnate, suck on that 'there's no such thing as evil pokemon' fools.

#3 Darumaka

Darumaka's droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm. (X)
How could this little cute guy be creepy, well not in the scary way, but people have been using it's turds as pocket warmers, so just saying.

#4 Entei

Volcanoes erupt when it barks. Unable to restrain its extreme power, it races headlong around the land. (Silver)
A legendary dog? that creates volcanoes every time it barks, wait a minute...

No Entei don't join, oh the humanity!

#5 Grimer

Sludge exposed to X-rays from the moon transformed into Grimer. It loves feeding on filthy things (X)
So this implies the moon not only shoots out X-rays but it can bring toxins to life. You know it works, did you see what happened after I exposed Lego to it.

#6 Spoink

Spoink bounces around on its tail. The shock of its bouncing makes its heart pump. As a result, this Pokémon cannot afford to stop bouncing--if it stops, its heart will stop. (Ruby)

Poor poor Spoink, evolutions bitch, he has to keep bouncing forever or else he dies from his heart stopping, evolution is a cruel mistress my siblings.

#7 Glalie

GLALIE has the ability to freely control ice. For example, it can instantly freeze its foe solid. After immobilizing its foe in ice, this POKéMON enjoys eating it in leisurely fashion (Sapphire)

Okay it turns you into a human ice lolly, that's just fucked up, what no joke, that's fucked up.

#8 Shuckle

SHUCKLE quietly hides itself under rocks, keeping its body concealed inside its hard shell while eating berries it has stored away. The berries mix with its body fluids to become a juice (Ruby/Sapphire)

Oh god I drank that stuff, oh god, I need to vomit.

#9 Pinsir

It grips prey with its pincers until the prey is torn in half. What it can’t tear, it tosses far. (Black/White/Diamond/Pearl/Platinum)

Okay I'm done vomiting, seriously what the fuck, I don't know whether to be terrified of this thing or be in awe of it's awesomeness.

#10 Cubone

It always wears the skull of its dead mother, so no one has any idea what its hidden face looks like (Silver)

Think about it, every single Cubone is an orphan that tears it's mother skull out it's corpse and wears it in on it's head. Though now that I think about it, where did my breeded one get it's skull from.

#11 Mismagius

Its cries sound like incantations. Those hearing it are tormented by headaches and hallucinations (Diamond)

#12 Espurr

It has enough psychic energy to blast everything within 300 feet of itself, but it has no control over its power. (Y)
I had to mention it at some point, this creepy looking bastard keeps making me play bad Resident Evil games, just look at it's eyes, sends shivers down my spine, speaking of...

#13 Meowstic

When in danger, it raises its ears and releases enough psychic power to grind a 10-ton truck to dust. (X)
Espurr's evolved form that is so powerful it can destroy trucks with it's mind. Move along Red Skull, I mean Red Onslaught...

As long as I keep buying GoKat, I'm safe from you with Meowstic.

#14 Voltorb

It is said to camouflage itself as a Poké Ball. It will self-destruct with very little stimulus. (Yellow)

This thing rolls around everywhere, but oops one little bump and bomb, holy crap, memo to self, send a Voltorb to Justin Beiber.

#15 Koffing

Because it stores several kinds of toxic gases in its body, it is prone to exploding without warning. (Red & Blue)

What the hell is up with Kanto Pokemon and bloody exploding, memo to self send a Koffing to Justin Beiber's house too.

#16 Beedrill

Beedrill is extremely territorial. No one should ever approach its nest - this is for their own safety. If angered, they will attack in a furious swarm (Ruby/Sapphire)

Bees, why it have to be bees, Bees and Wasps are already evil, and this one is huge and attack in swarms, save me, please.

#17 Muk

A toxic fluid seeps from its body. The fluid instantly kills plants and trees on contact.(Y)

Oh yeah Big Grimer is so toxic, it kills plants, and think about it, enough Muk's and the whole world's plant life could disappear and the world could end, all thanks to Muk.

#18 Feraligator

When it bites with its massive and powerful jaws, it shakes its head and savagely tears its victim up (LeafGreen)

Don't feed this gator by hand, it's jaws can tear you to bits. I mean yeah it's a alligator, but holy crap, it minces everything around it, and you know what there's only one man who could take him down.

Oh yeah!

#19 Mewtwo

It was created by a scientist after years of horrific gene-splicing and DNA-engineering experiments. (X)

Poor Mewtwo, the ultimate example of the cruelty of mankind, created to basically be a WMD. Mewtwo is a terrifying opponent if you stop and think about it. A creature filled with rage for it's horrific creation and did I forget to mention the Mega forms.  But Mewtwo is not the horror here, but us, mankind, that we could do such a thing.

#20 Delibird

It nests at the edge of sharp cliffs. It spends all day carrying food to its awaiting chicks. 

(Silver)

Delibird isn't creepy I hear you say, but when you caught one, did you not think about the 

poor defenseless chicks, left behind, my cousins! FWAHAHAHA! I'm The Joel MH, signing 

off my children, HA!