Operator, help, get me the cops, the army, anyone, a creepy cat's going to make me review another shitty Resident Evil game. STOP LAUGHING!
NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
So basically a new excuse, I mean Resident Evil one, two and three took place around the same time a few nights difference but the same zombie outbreak, Resi 4 dealt with a new threat because it wasn't Umbrella but yep they're back with the Ganados virus from 4 which was stolen by Ada Wong who makes no appearance in this game.
Though it does it's very worst to be a Resident Evil 4 clone. Yeah there's no Ashley and her...
Resi 5 on the other hands.
Assigns items to 9 slots no matter the size, an egg takes up the same space as a fucking rocket launcher, talk about a step back Capcom. Couldn't just carry it over. Speaking of carrying over, where have I seen this before?
Now hold on I called the game racist before, well it might not actually be racist but it did cause a lot of racist allegations stemming from the fact that Chris Redfield goes into an african village and slaughters everyone, okay they're zombies, shut up I know, okay monster people, but it doesn't help.
Besides the main villain is as white as they come isn't that right Wesker.
And oh yeah Jill Valentine is under his mind control and Wesker has crazy super powers for some t-virus related reasons.
Now I have to admit it, it's still as enjoyable as it is in 4 and probably better than 4's but the rest of the game sucks balls, okay Espurr, I'm done, Dedenne give me a score.
There are you happy now you pain in my ass cat, you finally going to leave me alone.
So I'm taking the silence as a yes, I always do with you, I'm The Joel MH signing off. Huh smart zombies what kind of BS is that?
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