Thursday, 31 October 2013

Top 5 Ghosts in Video Games

So my children, you thought I was done this hallows eve. Fools, for if Zombies are soulless bodies, where's the souls?

Top 5 Zombies in Video Games

Good Evening my children. Halloween is upon us my children and the dead are restless. They're bodies worn and decayed, but that won't stop them when the hunger comes. FWAHAHAHA!

Wednesday, 30 October 2013

Lollipop Chainsaw

ORIGINALLY POSTED LAST HALLOWEEN ON TUMBLR
Happy Halloween ladies, gentlemen and drunken robots, today we look at a game with zombies. So is it Resident Evil, no, silent hill, no, alone in the dark, once again no, Britney’s dance beat, oh god no, that’s too scary. No we’re gonna look at a suda game and believe me, this is a good thing, presenting Lollipop Chainsaw.


Monday, 28 October 2013

Pokemon X

Gotta catch em all, once again. I’m The Joel MH, I remember it, because who else will. Boy has this taken me a while to get round to this, probably cause I’m so addicted to playing it, I present to you, Pokemon X.


20 Creepy Pokedex Entries

Good Evening my children, beware for I am The Joel MH, bringing you horrors from the Pokemon Universe. But I bet you’re saying, Pokemon that cute and cuddly series, not so my children. Here is 20 creepy pokedex entries, FWAHAHAHAHA!


Quantum of Casino Royale

WARNING THE FOLLOWING IS PURE OPINION AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN 100% SERIOUSLY, ALSO YOU SHOULDN’T TURN AROUND, AS I AM SO NOT STEALING YOUR CANDY, NO LOOK AWAY, PLEASE.

The name’s MH, The Joel MH, so what is the worst Bond film?

Top 10 Worst Pokemon

Hi I’m TheJoelMH, now as Pokemon X and Y is just 3 weeks away and I’ve preordered Pokemon X, I’ve decided to take a look at some Pokemon. I’ve noticed that some fans have been saying rather bad things about modern pokemon like Trubbish, a living garbage bag or Gothitelle, the goth pokemon, well, I think it’s only fair to show the worst pokemon throughout the series. 

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NCIS XBOX360

Today I’m TheJoelMH as always except for last Tuesday, that was weird, anywho we’ll be looking at NCIS the Videogame, oh I’m sorry I believe I’ve got that wrong, look at the cover below:


Bayonetta and Borderlands 2

As you can read above, this is a 2 for one deal, well, to be honest one of these games I wanted to bitch about but it wasn’t enough to warrant it’s own standalone review, oh and yes I’m aware Charlie’s Angels was short, but with that game, I couldn’t even think about it in words, it was so bad, I couldn’t even swear but make swear like sounds, anywho…

Charlie's Angels PS2

You know there are a few things in this world I can’t stand, people who use my books or games devices on the can, boy bands, people who dress animals in clothes, reality shows, okay I guess there’s a lot of things I hate, but most of all do I hate one player beat em ups, so here’s Charlie’s Angels for the PS2.

Star Trek: The Video Game

Reviews Log, Stardate 2013.0507

The attempt at playing through the new Star Trek game has proved to be troublesome. The finished product has proved to be poor and quite illogical. I shall try and continue best that I can.
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