Thursday 31 October 2013

Top 5 Zombies in Video Games

Good Evening my children. Halloween is upon us my children and the dead are restless. They're bodies worn and decayed, but that won't stop them when the hunger comes. FWAHAHAHA!



5. Redeads (Legend of Zelda)
These corpses awaken from their tombs to feed on any living heroes nearby by leaping onto them and.... hump them... okay. Although they can be eventually killed with weapons, their main weakness is sunlight which leaves them stunned and unable to move. But my children, they will keep on coming once the light fades away...

4. Solomon Grundy (Batman Arkham City)
Formally known as Cyrus GoldSolomon Grundy came into existence after Gold's brutal murder and ruthless experimentation at the hands of Ra's Al Ghul as part of his plans to discover the secrets of immortality. The Penguin unleashed this giant zombie at Batman during the Arkham City incident, possessing tremendous strength but low intelligence, this nursery rhyme spewing zombie is terrifying threat to the Dark Knight my children.

3. Kyurem (Pokemon Black and White/Black and White 2)
Now I know what you're saying, a zombie in pokemon of all things. Well my children, this dragon/ice pokemon is hiding this terrible truth. It's back story states that long ago, there was a mighty dragon pokemon that served two brothers who ruled as kings. The brothers fell out and the dragon could not choose between the brothers, so it's soul seperated into two dragons, Reshiram and Zekrom. But here's the thing my children, what happened to it's original body. Why it searches the world for it's missing soul every night devouring all who stand in it's path. A mindless zombie seeking out the lifeforce that abandoned it so long ago. So you were saying there's no such thing as zombies in pokemon my children.

2. Nemesis (Resident Evil 3)
This mindless, powerful zombie kills anything it's path seeking out it's programmed target, the STARS. Almost indestructible this monster terrifies all it comes across and tears them apart. Well when I say mindless, this zombie knows who to use armourments such as gatling guns and rocket launchers. Nothing could seem to stop until the Deus Ex Machina known as the Rail Gun was discovered. 

1. Mariska (Lollipop Chainsaw)
This zombie hippie is part of the Dark Purveyors, super powered zombies who are the main antagonists of Lollipop Chainsaw. Mariska is the queen of Psychedelia, using certain 'Substances' to make visions of creatures that shouldn't exist, but with her power do, such as giant zombie chickens. Mariska also has the power to tear herself in half and regrow, creating clones of herself. She also attacks with you with combine harvesters and giant bubbles and even manages to hypnotise Juliet, the main hero's sister with her psychedelic powers. Plus like all dark purveyors, one strike with a chainsaw won't kill her, my children, you may just make more of her, FWAHAHAHAHA!



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