Warning: Contains Spoilers!
Jak X begins with Daxter in a bar talking about crap that he
says he’s done which was really done by Jak. Jak crashes his car
into the bar to rescue Daxter as hoodlums in the bar try to kill him
and they drive off to the reading of the will of Krew, the morbidally
obese man from Jak2, you know the guy who clones himself in his boss
fight and ends up blown up at the end.
Anyway we’re
introduced to Krew’s daughter, Rayn who is in fact nothing like her
father and after they drink to Krew’s memory they all find out
they’ve been poisoned by a hologram of Krew.
But of course this
opens up the ‘story’ mode, I say story as it’s really just a
series of races with some cutscenes appearing now and then. What
really bothers me is in one clip they find out what the poison was,
um let’s see why don’t you run from this deal, you know the
poison, you can easily find out what the antidote is, just run to a
doctor. There’s no reasoning for it, it’s not like it’s said
that the antidote would take to long to make themselves, so it’s
just bull.
Basically ‘story’
mode is broken up into four cups, the originally named red, green,
blue and yellow, gee that was so difficult. Yeah I know those are the
colours of the 4 original types of Eco, but it’s still lazy. The
cups consist of several random races which give you points, when you
have enough you can enter a qualifier, win 2 of these and you get the
grand prix which consists of three races, rinse repeat, turn up the
difficulty. It’s a racing game people, what are expecting an epic.
The only thing epic about racing is how epically long Michael
Schumacher’s win streak was.
The gameplay
mechanics are like Wipeout crossed with Mario Kart, your cars can
pick up awesomely powerful weapons like in Wipeout, far more
devastating and realisitic than Mario, but you still come back 5
seconds later, which is where my annoyance with this game begins, if
you die, you reappear after 5 seconds which isn’t the part I have a
problem with, what is, is that if the computer dies and trust me I
counted this, they reappear after just 2 SECONDS!, They can reappear,
die and then reappear again in the time it takes for you to reappear,
2 SECONDS!
The weapon system is
virtually the same as Wipeout. Yellow pickups give you offensive
weapons such as the vulcan fury, i.e. machine guns, grenade launcher,
missiles, peace maker which seeks out the leader, hello mario kart’s
blue shell and of course the super nova which takes out ALL cars in
front of you, so if you’re last everybody dies! Red pickups give
you defensive weapons such as land mines, gun towers, smoke screen,
oil slicks, blind drone which flies backwards down the track crashing
into other racers, the shield, turbo assist which refills your boost
bar and stops all the other racers and the attack drone which flies
around the player shooting at enemies. These weapons can be upgraded
when the dark eco bar is filled which grows when you take damage and
more importantly when you take out another player. These upgrades can
do things like burning oil slicks, increasing the amount of ammo a
weapon has or even just increasing the amount of damage you inflict.
The other eco pickups on the track include green which restores your
car’s health and blue which gives you sweet sweet acceleration, you
know speed boosts.
In races you start
off without weapons, but in modes like death match you start off with
a low firepower version of the vulcan fury which has infinite ammo.
That’s right there are other modes, such as capture the flag, grab
the items and whoever has the most wins, death race, where you drive
around shooting drone cars, deathmatch, team deathmatch and hunting
down monsters with your cars and who kills the most wins. These
little extra modes are the most fun part of the game, hell there’s
even one where you drive into on coming traffic and crash into as
many cars as you can. Another mode is picking up power cells, yes the
things you spend all of Jak1 looking for and race around charging up
with your car’s boost and it explodes and you charge another, who
charges the most wins.
You can select
different characters for your car in multiplayer mode, not that it
makes much of a difference, you can’t see the driver, you can only
hear them. Let’s face it the only character that does make a real
difference is Jak who is playable in story and that’s cause Daxter
is holding onto the back of the car. You can download other
characters by having a copy of Daxter on PSP or a save file from the
games, Jak and Daxter, Jak 2, Jak 3 and Ratchet Gladiator. Again you
can’t see the driver so it makes no difference!
Cars can be upgraded
via tune ups and adding new parts by spending your winnings from the
races, boy that was a shocker. The money used is the precursor orbs,
wait a minute didn’t Jak 2 say these things had become rare and
that’s why there was only a hundred odd on the game, I know I’m
picking at unnecessary threads here but come on. The game’s music
is pretty awesome with it’s main theme, “You Think I Ain’t
Worth a Dollar But I Feel Like a Millionaire” by Queens of the
Stone age as well as their other song on the game “A Song for the
Dead”. The other music on the game is pretty awesome as well.
Next time: Daxter for PSP.
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