The Joel MH: 50 Awful things Better than Twilight

Do you know what meme I’m sick of, ‘At least it’s better than Twilight’, well no shit, most things are, so here’s a list of 50 awful things that are better than Twilight and hopefully this meme can die at last:

1. Being shot in the face
2. Being shot in the balls
3. Being at a One Direction Concert
4. Being at a One Direction Concert whilst on fire
5. Being at a One Direction Concert whilst being touched up by Justin Beiber
6. Being at a One Direction Concert whilst being twirked at by Miley Cyrus
7. Terminator 3

8. An Aids Vampire
9. Being attacked by radioactive ninja owls
10. Using a party of Magikarp

11. Russell Crowe in Les Miserables

12. Getting a 'No Reason Boner' in public
13. Being Thomas and Martha Wayne

14. Being Harry Potter’s Parents
15. Being Voldemort’s plastic surgeon
16. Being a grunt from Halo
17. Being sat on by Andy the Elephant

18. Star Wars Episode 1

19. M Night Shyamalan Movies

20. People who believe Creepypasta stories
21. Being raped by a german shepard
22. Being run over by a humvee
23. Exterminated by a Dalek

24. Deleted by a Cyberman
25. Converted by a Cyberman
26. Born on Krypton
27. Being Phil Fish

28. Stopping a Hydrogen bomb with your face
29. Being a Goomba
30. Being a Crabmeat

31. Being an Octorok
32. Being trapped inside Aperture Labs
33. Being devoured by Cthulhu
34. Being devoured by Unicron
35. Being consumed by Dark Energon
36. Being inside a Transformer when it transforms
37. X Blades on Xbox 360
38. Working for Atari
39. Waking in a bathtub with your kidney stolen
40. Being trapped in a lift with Kim Kardashian
41. Being Ozzy Osbourne’s bat

42. Being a sentient foot
43. Eaten by zombie squirrels
44. Head cut off by a chainsaw
45. Falling through the sky without a parachute whilst being attacked by weresharks
46. Being shat in the ear by a reanimated corpse cow
47. Becoming a Yamask