Sonic Boom

Sonic 06, I'm so so sorry, all is forgiven... okay maybe not that far, but...

HOW DO YOU MAKE A WORSE SONIC GAME THAN SONIC 06!

In fact 2 worse games, the Wii U game is a badly made brawler crossed with a puzzle game with some speed sections. A game where there is hundreds of glitches and the characters NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! A game that has more bugs than Pattern Bush in the Sevii Islands. Oh and the 3ds version.

A game that punishes you for being fast and that you have to go slow and search areas for treasures or you can't continue in the game. There's a reason I didn't want to review these games, these aren't Sonic games, but since SEGA is now no longer making proper games because of this garbage it deserves the hatred it's getting.

 And yet people are defending these things. Sonic fans are like drug users, no matter what shit gets thrown at em, they still defend it's use. Defending Sonic Boom is like defending a rapist despite the fact his cock's still in the woman and she's fucking weeping. 

And SEGA's all like, why won't you buy our games, hmm... here's a hint...

STOP....MAKING....SHIT GAMES!

Sonic Generations and Sonic Colours were good games, so was the Rush titles but it seems to be that every other game has less effort put towards it each time. YOU CAN'T MAKE MONEY FOREVER MAKING SHIT, LEARN FROM FUCKING CAPCOM, MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know this seems like a lazy review, but I refuse to put in more effort than the creators of these games.