I swear that I will not say my children.
Nah, I've moved on from that, so...you wanna play a game.
No, I've got a bunch of Pokemon horror fan games, why would I be quoting Saw?
But I hear you saying Pokemon has never been crossed with horror, well you'd be surprised what fans will do, besides did you see this.
The Pokemon company is teaming up with Junji Ito, the horror manga creator, creator of such works like Uzumaki, a series revolving around a town obsessed with spirals with a grim disgusting ending, I won't spoil it. But yes, this is to be called Kowapoke or 'Scarypoke', so I don't want to hear Pokemon can't be scary okay, so let's move on.
POKESLENDER
You've heard of the game Slender right. You go running through a forest at night with nothing but a torch looking for 6 notes while avoiding the slenderman a faceless slender looking man creature who drives you insane and drags you off to purgatory, well Pokeslender is pretty much the same game except, you're looking for 6 pokeballs and you're being hunted by a...
A Poliwag, what the fuck. If I was being hunted in the dark I'd have something like I don't Mismagius, Cofagrigus or even Gengar.
Or even Haunter, I got you covered.
But anyway yeah it's basically just Slender, there is a newer version with different monsters trying to kill you, but it's still the same game at it's core.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!
Okay Next Game.... eep.
Pokemon Creepy Black version (Red hack)
This one is infamous, it's basically red version except you use a ghost as a pokemon and it kills everything you fight, and when you beat a trainer with it, they disappear leaving behind a grave and you use Ghost throughout the game, but it's really at the end it goes batshit. It cuts to you as an old man and you get attacked by the ghost after seeing pictures of every pokemon and trainer it has ever killed.
You cannot defeat the ghost and in the end he kills you, because as we all know, demonic deals never work out, ain't that right Spider Man.
Pokemon Lost Silver (Silver Hack)
Okay let me explain this one. This is the end result of a creepypasta. For those of you who don't know or just don't care, a Creepypasta is a scary story based on a videogame on the internet, such as the story of a copy of Majora's mask haunted by a drowned kid named Ben. Anyway the game opens up with what appears to be the Bellsprout Tower. You open up your pokemon list to find 5 unowns and a cyndaquil named Hurry, and the unown spell out the word Leave.
You walk towards a staircase into a dark room where you use Hurry's flash to reveal a blood red room. You walk forward again to a sign that reads TURN BACK NOW to the secret track from the Ruins of Alph and then asked YES/NO with no question. Answering this then leads you to another dark room where you use Hurry's flash again to only disappear and your party change to 6 unown, that spell out 'HE DIED'. Checking the trainer sprite you find Gold without any arms and looking sad and you find yourself trapped in a grey brick room only four panels wide surrounded by graves and then suddenly you'll disappear to the escape rope noise. You'll find now that Gold is pure white and has no arms and legs and has blood eyes and is floating and your party is 5 unowns and a level 100 celebi with one arm and leg and one eye and the only move it has is Perish Song. Oh and the unown spell out 'DYING'.
The game leads you to a transparent red who you fight with his level 255 Pikachu and nothing else and it doesn't attack you, you just beat it with perish song and after that you find Red's transparent body headless. The next thing you know you're back at Gold's house back transparent and as you leave your house you enter a pitch black void turning your sprite pure white and the house vanishes. You now have a party of 6 unown spelling out NOMORE. Heading out south for a while leads you to the regular sprite of Gold and he says Goodbye and you disappear to an escape rope again. You're back in the four panel room again and your pokemon are six unown again spelling out IM DEAD. And then you realise that the room you are in, where you are before is Gold's grave, because in the end, even Pokemon Trainers die! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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