Top 10 Worst Games I reviewed in 2014

So it's been a long year and it's time to wrap up 2014.

This year alone I've had to deal with slews of bad games and good games, a new pokemon title, oh and multi-versal bullshit. So to see out this year we have the Top 10 Worst games I've reviewed this year. And to be clear games that are not finished like Pokemon Prism do not count. Also nor does Moemon as it's not a game but a graphics patch, so let's begin with the worst garbage I've had to deal with this year and trust me, Garbador is even disgusted.

10. Aliens Colonial Marines

Yeah you know things are bad when this is only number 10. Seriously the worst Aliens game SEGA ever devised, and the only good thing about it is that it got SEGA to go serious with it and make Alien Isolation, the best Aliens game ever made.

9. Resident Evil Zero

Oh this game, the worst Resident Evil game ever. You know 5 and 6 were bad, okay very bad, but at least they were playable, 0 fucks you by not letting you actually play the goddamn game without being raped by a slug monster.

8. X-Blades

The quintessential bad game, it's repetitive and fucking boring and it's only way of trying to get you to play it, is oh look revealing clothing. Oh please Lollipop Chainsaw does that better.

7. Pokemon Channel

Pokemon Channel, a game where you watch TV and follow a Pikachu around and that's it. Seriously the only reason to own this game is to get free Jirachis... and I do.

6. Final Fantasy 12

Okay 13 gets all the crap, but people forget 12, and I don't know why because it's just as terrible. It's main hero makes no effect on the plot, it fails basic story telling for fuck's sake.

4/5. Die Hard NES and Sonic 2 Master System

One's a shitty movie game and the other is a really bad dumbdown of a Mega Drive game that fails to capture it's awesomeness. So basically they both fucking suck and have the same score.

3. Flappy Bird

You know that free game on mobile phones, well I wouldn't of reviewed and rated so poorly if it wasn't a complete rip-off of Piou Piou VS Cactus.

2. Cookie Clicker

It's not a game, all you do is click 12 times and boom it plays itself. I do not have any idea why anyone likes this horseshit.

IT'S FUCKING BULLET WITCH!

Oh my god this piece of shit, it fails at everything that makes a game a game, hell it's final boss takes an hour to beat and it can one shot kill you when you win, meaning you'd have to spend an hour again playing it. EVERY COPY OF THIS GAME NEEDS TO BE THROWN INTO THE FUCKING SUN!

I'm The Joel MH, signing off for now. Next Top 10 Best games I've reviewed this year.